He Said...She Said...(He/She #26) ©

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"Didja hear the latest?"

"I guess I'm about to."

"Long Beach no longer has any homeless people."

"Then how do you explain that woman sleeping
  on the sidewalk across the street?"

"She is not a homeless person  because the city council
  has reclassified her as  a sky roofer. She is sleeping
  under the sky without architectural interference."

"Maybe she and her fellow sky roofers will form a union."

"Unionized laborlessness. What a concept!"
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